Order questions, customer service, or just to say he's beautiful — we're here.
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We answer every email, usually within one business day.
Customer service
All sales are final. If your book arrives damaged or with a printing defect, use the form above within 14 days of delivery — choose “Damaged or misprinted book”, include your order number and attach a photo, and we'll send a replacement.
Ships within the US only.
For retailers
Gift shops, bookstores, farm stands and novelty retailers — this is your impulse-buy-at-the-register MVP. Wholesale pricing and case packs available.
Email wholesale@ihaveabigcock.com and tell us your store and the quantities you're thinking about.
Email Us About Wholesale