Questions, refunds, customer service, or just to say he's beautiful — we're here.
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We answer every email, usually within one business day.
Customer service
30-day guarantee. Not happy, or it showed up damaged? Email hello@ihaveabigcock.comwith your order number and we'll sort a refund or a free replacement.
Printed on demand · ships within the US only.
For retailers
Gift shops, bookstores, farm stands and novelty retailers — this is your impulse-buy-at-the-register MVP. Wholesale pricing and case packs available.
Email wholesale@ihaveabigcock.comand tell us your store and the quantities you're thinking about.
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