I Have a Big Cock — the farmer and his big cock on the farm

Yes, this is a real book.

100 hand-illustrated pages. Printed, bound, and shipped to your door. We were as surprised as you are.

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Life Isn't Always Easy

Some burdens are bigger than others. He carries his with his head held high.

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Show Them You Get It

The perfect gift for a friend going through it. Nothing says 'I understand your struggle' quite like this.

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An Actual Hardcover

100 full-color pages. Real paper, real binding. Really only $17.99.

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It Lands Every Time

The title does the work. The story seals the deal. The face they make is the gift.

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A Children's Book. Not For Children.

It's for grown-ups with the sense of humor of a seven-year-old. You know exactly who you are.

Gift Givers

White elephant & Secret Santa MVP

Pun Lovers

If you snorted at the title, it's yours

Farmers

Finally, some representation

The Friend Group

The chat's new favorite inside joke

Curators

The coffee-table conversation starter

I Have a Big Cock — hardcover

Get Him Home

100 pages of situations anyone with a big cock can relate to. Premium hardcover, printed on demand and shipped anywhere in the US.

  • Premium hardcover — 100 full-color pages
  • Ships within the United States
  • Printed on demand — on its way in days
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Secure checkout. Ships within the US only.

The farmer and his giant rooster at sunset — 'We'll be together forever'

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